Calm the F*ck Down Women’s Retreat

2–3 May 2026 | Platypus Bush Camps, Finch Hatton

Our 5th Calm the F*ck Down Retreat tickets are officially live, and this time we’re heading to the magic of Platypus Bush Camps — lush rainforest, winding creeks, individual elevated wooden huts and communal spaces to gather.

From the moment you arrive, you don’t need to organise anything. You don’t need to plan the next meal. You don’t need to check the time. You don’t need to be the strong one holding it all together.

This retreat is for the women who give so much of themselves to work, family, life — and rarely pause long enough to hear their own breath.

Over two days together, we’ll slow everything down.

• Meditation, breathwork, fire ceremony, connection circles.

• Food that nourishes you — that you didn’t have to cook!

• Nervous system resets, group hypnotherapy and learn tools to help you calm the f*ck down.

• Deep conversations that actually matter.

• Yoga and movement that softens instead of pushes.

• Slow Sunday to intergrate and soften.

This is a full immersion reset. A space to soften your shoulders, clear your mind, and reconnect with yourself without distraction.

You can join us for the full overnight two day experience and stay in the rainforest with us, or come for the Saturday retreat if that’s what feels right. Either way, you’ll be supported, nourished, and gently held.

Tickets are now live and they’re already moving. We also have payment plans available to make it accessible.

If your body softened even slightly while reading this, that probably tells you something.

We would love to have you there.

Kylee & Erin
Krystalline Kreations x MAD Connections